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if my son is gay

  • son:

    mom... i'm gay

  • me:

    what was that?

  • son:

    i'm... gay

  • me:

    HA! KNEW IT!

  • son:

    wh...what?

  • husband:

    what's going on?

  • me:

    OUR SON'S GAY!

  • husband:

    oh god.

  • son:

    wait, is that okay?

  • husband:

    no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...

  • me:

    ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?

  • son:

    i—

  • me:

    YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT

  • son:

    that's great mom bu—

  • me:

    I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

  • husband:

    your mother has this thing about ga—

  • me:

    I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE

  • son:

    mom that really isn—

  • me:

    HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?

  • husband:

    shit

  • me:

    WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?

  • son:

    dad, what's going o—

  • me:

    WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS

  • husband:

    walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—

  • me:

    YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE

  • son:

    i'm scared

  • husband:

    it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen

  • me:

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

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